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lunarbirth:

mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)

me:

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mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!! 

me:

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goddessbracelet:

tsarbucks:

science side of tumblr, can you explain why there’s a void in my heart I can’t fill

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jackanthonyfernandez:

unnphotogenic:

Meeting with my professor like

“About this grade….”

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Omg

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nobodylovesringostarr:
“abbbbiem:
“ nobodylovesringostarr:
“ That was my nickname is high school
”
Why was your nickname 10 cents?
”
that’s what i charged
”